Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Worst May Ever, Eat Your Heart Out!

Who'd've thought I could ever challenge the Worst May Ever for my all time low? Well, technically, I'm still employed, and I wasn't then, but somehow, this just feels much, much, more dire.

You'd think I'd know by now that whatever I'm about to say is going to be the least constructive thing I've ever said. You'd think that I'd know by now that there is no right answer. You'd think that I'd be able to focus on work, rather than wanting to get in my crappy old Mercedes and drive as fast as I can until they have to set up a roadblock a couple of states away to stop me.

They probably should've just waited until I ran out of gas. Shit, I probably wouldn't even've made it to Delaware. On second thought, I should've driven South, so I'd have a better chance to take out right-wing voters...

Monday, November 15, 2004

Yay!

Coming soon, to an imaginary theater near you...

Monday, November 08, 2004

And we're back...

With a rousing tirade from Mr Ben Tripp... My semi-Republican coworker whinged a bit today about why Democrats are being so vicious and mean and exulting in things like that correlative list between blue and red states and declining IQ, and don't they realize that they need to be able to TALK to these people?

When I had finished sitting there gape-mouthed that member of the right was accusing the left of being vicious, I muttered something vague about sour grapes, but it's more than that. This fucking sucks, and we're pissed off about it, and it's not time for rational thought and regrouping and strategy yet. It's time for bitching and wild accusations and tearing of hair, it's time for comparing our erstwhile opponents to cheese mold, it's time for fantasizing about vast paving operations in the midwest. In short, it's time for Ben Tripp. I know I feel better.

Momentarily off-topic

The Incredibles. Many of you may not have seen this film yet, so I won't spoil it for you. I also don't want to pump up your expectations too high, so I'll try not to do that. I'll try not to tell you about how it's one of the greatest achievements in cinema history and how technically brilliant every aspect of the production is, since these are things you might already expect from it. I also don't want you to know that I got all watery-eyed while clinging tightly to my seat through half of the film, since these are just pixels on a computer we're talking about. To call it the perfect execution of one of the greatest creative endeavors in the narrative arts might be too much, even though it's absolutely true. Just a few seconds into the film, I knew I was experiencing something amazing, and I already wanted to see it again. By the time the film was finished, I was already looking forward to the twentieth viewing. The animation, the lighting, the voice acting, the dialogue, the action sequences, the music - everything is pitch perfect, and then some. Most importantly, all of these elements are held together brilliantly by masterful storytelling, and this is what really makes this film special. The disciplined pacing, the heavy themes and emotions... all perfect. Brad Bird and company have hit a home run with this one, and far over the fence. Like I said, I don't want to pump up expectations too much, and I don't think I have, since it's difficult for me to imagine expectations high enough that this work of art will not at least meet or surpass. Go see it. Go see it NOW.
This from the guy that drew this. If I weren't already going, I would be now...

Oh good, redux

Compelling evidence that the least-appealing GOP strategy seems to have paid off big.

This is by way of fleshing out my fears after reading Mark Crispin Miller's offhand "oh, of course the vote was rigged" comment in Salon last week.

Choice passages from the above:
In Baker County [Florida], for example, with 12,887 registered voters, 69.3% of them Democrats and 24.3% of them Republicans, the vote was only 2,180 for Kerry and 7,738 for Bush, the opposite of what is seen everywhere else in the country where registered Democrats largely voted for Kerry.

In Dixie County, with 9,676 registered voters, 77.5% of them Democrats and a mere 15% registered as Republicans, only 1,959 people voted for Kerry, but 4,433 voted for Bush.

The pattern repeats over and over again - but only in the counties where optical scanners were used. Franklin County, 77.3% registered Democrats, went 58.5% for Bush. Holmes County, 72.7% registered Democrats, went 77.25% for Bush.
And, consistent with my own experience while watching the returns come in online:
He added: "So, according to ABC-TVs exit polls, for example, Kerry was slated to carry Florida, Ohio, New Mexico, Colorado, Nevada, and Iowa, all of which Bush carried. The only swing state the network had going to Bush was West Virginia, which the president won by 10 points."

Yet a few hours after the exit polls were showing a clear Kerry sweep, as the computerized vote numbers began to come in from the various states the election was called for Bush.
As Anita Hill said in another article on Common Dreams this morning, "Even if the results are undisputed, what is at issue is the integrity of the process." This evidence goes a long way towards suggesting that even that statement is too generous.

UPDATE: Here's some more. Enjoy.

Friday, November 05, 2004

Oh good.

Greg Palast weighs in...

Thursday, November 04, 2004

What he said

Particularly the bit about acting like a victim of domestic abuse...

Mark Morford

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Now, this is some stupid shit right here...

This from the man who has reduced me to an icon of screechy liberal-ness (ie: "now, don't go all jwer on me") without ever actually addressing any of my points:

I've been checking out some blogs of Bush haters and have read about folks being disappointed in the people of the country, or bloggers who still don't get why others don't see the evil that Bush is, but you know what? Maybe it's not that everyone else is stupid. Maybe they're just as smart as you and educated themselves to the point they felt comfortable making the choices they did and those choices were for Bush. Maybe Bush isn't doing that bad of a job and people want more dead terrorists and less taxes. Obviously you don't speak for the majority and it's silly to automatically think everyone else is unable to make the proper decisions when you're in the minority. (DaBrettMan)


Let's go ahead and deconstruct that, shall we? It IS that everyone else is stupid, or at least, too busy with their own lives to research the shit out of every statement each candidate makes. Bush issues blanket lies that Americans want to believe, Americans being basically good-hearted people that want to be proud of their team (ie: America) and want to be proud of their leader (ie: the sitting President). The Democrats come out and tell the American people that they are being fooled by those wily Republicans, who make no effort to qualify their lies, but nor do they waver from them. The American People value this consistency, value it even over the fact that Bush is consistently WRONG, and make a lot of hay over the fact that Kerry changes his mind all the damned time.

We'll ignore the fact that, on the face of it, if you divorced the issue from the election and the parties, and asked Joe Lunchpail whether he'd be more supportive of someone who was willing to admit when he'd fucked up or someone who forged ahead as if he was incapable of making a mistake, he'd go for the first guy. The reason we'll ignore it is because Joe Lunchpail knows who we're talking about, and he knows what mistakes we're referring to; all he has to do to prevent cognitive dissonance and maintain his faith in the American Way is to take as a premise that the government acted correctly in Iraq. Once that's his premise, he ignores evidence to the contrary, collects evidence in support, and resents those that tell him that he's been fooled. This is human nature, and it's also why the Democrats lost every state not within broadcast distance of a major Metropolis.

Based on any objective measure, and by that I mean, measure of how the American people as a WHOLE are doing (I freely admit that, as a heterosexual middle-class white male, the real impact on my life of a Bush or Kerry is virtually nil; I'll still pay more taxes than I'd like (ie: any) and I'll still have the same role in society), Bush is doing a shitty job. No one who is gay, or female, or a minority, or who is making less than $200K/year, should ever vote for him. And yet they do, in comparative droves. Why? Because they are only thinking about themselves. Like me, white heterosexual men who already have jobs stand to lose nothing under four more years of Bush. One can argue that they should feel badly for those who are NOT white heterosexual males, but the sort of thing that will go wrong in the next four years, ie, the draft of 18-25 year-olds to attack Iran and Syria, the restriction of rights for gays seeking to marry (which, let's face it, will not prevent gays from marrying in Amsterdam or Vermont, and will not prevent them from working somewhere that treats same-sex partners as spouses for legal purposes, like Disney or Johns Hopkins), the rollback of Roe v. Wade, these things will not REALLY affect the bulk of America; most women will not have abortions, or already have and won't again; the bulk of men are already either married or committed, and have found ways to maximize the benefits of various tax filings; most men are older or younger than the most likely draft window.

But while the Democrats have a strategic obligation to consider the voters they failed to carry (ie: half of America), the Republicans have a MORAL obligation to consider the voters that they failed to carry (ie: the other half), which is to say, people who want to live their lives without government interference (a conservative principle) and people who want the government to stop wasting their money on unnecessary expenditures (another conservative principle). The Democrats lost by failing to connect with people that, by rights, should vote liberal. The Republicans won by lying to these people, and by knowing full well that these people are not the sort to rise up and demand a recount once they've been taken for a ride. They should be here for quite a while, unless the Dems wise up.

Meanwhile, it's foolish to say that this vote, or the vote in 2000, indicates ANYTHING clearly; yes, the GOP narrowly squeaked out a win, and did so more decisively than 4 years ago. However, a coin-toss is not a mandate. It's barely even a majority. For Cheney to suggest that this vote constitutes a mandate for the Bush Doctrine is so brazen that I'm surprised he could even be seen over his giant brass testicles. However, and this is the secret to Cheney's success, most Americans will either be outraged by that statement and yet do nothing, or quietly internalize it and use it as a riposte the next time a Dem suggests they got whitewashed.

There are demonstrably NOT less terrorists than there were 4 years ago; the Bush Administration crows that we've caught 70% of al-Qaeda's leadership, but neglects to mention that they're referring to the leadership circa 9/11/2001, which has virtually no relationship to today's newly-recruited leadership. I won't even bother to point out that the AWOL 30% includes Osama bin Laden, the world's most dangerous terrorist. Yes, George, good job catching bin Laden's pool-boy, have another term!

Brett also suggests (in another post) that everyone has access to the same internet that we have. You know what? That's complete bullshit. Just because our jobs allow us to pretend to work while reading websites for 6 hours a day, does not by any means imply that Joe Lunchpail (and yes, I'm aware that's insensitive, shut the fuck up) has handy access to such a tool at his 10-hour a day job on the factory floor. Nor does a busy doctor, for that matter. People want to believe what they're told, and they want to feel smart. They watch FOX, which tells them all sorts of bullshit, and they believe it, because they'd rather have a defensible opinion than a correct one. There's nothing inherently wrong with that, as long as you can admit that's what you're about. The trouble comes when people are embarrassed that they've been caught not knowing something, or getting sold a bill of goods. I don't blame them in the slightest; no one likes these things. The question is, how do we convince them? I've been wrestling with this all day (and, indeed, for the bulk of my adult life) and I have no answer for you. If you have one, I'm dying to hear it.

So

How is it possible that Kerry seems to have done WORSE than Gore? I mean, do I think the Bush camp didn't cheat and/or do I think there were no ballot irregularities, no. But while Kerry is maintaining that it's "all up to Ohio" it looks to me like Bush won New Mexico and Iowa, regardless, putting him well over 270. In other words, barring some news that doesn't seem forthcoming about those two races (CNN still lists them as not for one camp or another, while FOX, bless them, also refuses to give Wisconsin to Kerry, but has no problem giving Ohio, apparently the only one with a bona fide controversy, to Bush), it's NOT all up to Ohio. Kerry just fucking lost. He lost to that fucking CHIMP. He lost, even after presumably SOME portion of the electorate was alive and partially conscious during the last 4 years. Christ. At least Gore can take comfort in the idea that he's no longer the biggest tool in the Democratic toolshed. Yay.

Coin toss

It's really interesting to me that FOXNews is willing to call Ohio for Bush, thus granting him 269/270, based on 92% reporting, whereas CNN and the BBC are unwilling to, based on 93% and 93%, respectively... fair and balanced, my dick.

Although CNN did just pronounce it "too close to call".

This still brings me to my real question, which is, how are we as a country so goddamned stupid that we can't see that Bush is the worst President we've ever had? It's like we have this morbid fascination with him, like watching a retarded child about to fall down the stairs; yeah, I know, we could stop him, but wouldn't it be more interesting to see whether or not he falls? No, it fucking wouldn't be. We know what's going to happen, and the risks are too fucking great.

My corollary question is, what the hell is wrong with the Democrats that they can't come up with ads that speak to stupid Americans? Here's one: "John Kerry was called the most liberal member of the Senate based on his participation in less than 50% of the votes in 2003. You are all fucking morons, because all of these votes directly fucking benefit you, otherwise you'd be swimming in your room full of money or whipping the serfs instead of sitting there, fucking slack-jawed, letting an advertisement make your fucking mind up for you! Why don't you go see how long you can stand to open the gas valve before you light a match, hmm?"

I'd vote for them then, really I would.

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Thank Heaven for Little Girls,,,

Exit polls indicate that the popular electorate (which is to say, those that are voting) is 54% female and 46% male. They also indicate that women are voting 54% for Kerry, whereas men are voting 52% for Bush, because we are stupider than they are.

I like this math. I like it a lot. Keep it up, ladies...

Go ahead and light them victory bonfires...

Immensely gratifying (if unfortunately inconclusive) exit poll results, as reported very reliably, like, 5th-hand, from Atrios:


AZCOLAPAOHFLMINMMNWIIANH
Kerry454842605251515058524957
Bush555157404848474840434941

Monday, November 01, 2004

Vote, dammit!

Not that any of the 6 people reading this are likely to shirk voting, nor are they likely to vote for Emperor Chimp, but it still needs to be said.

For my part, I am ashamed to admit that I really really hope some GOP sack of shit challenges me at the polls tomorrow morning. I have a lot of rage built up, dontchaknow.

And if all the cheating nets them another pretend victory, I am not moving to Canada. I'm staying right here, and I'm getting my country back.

Wake Up, You're Liberal (Part VII)

Those who rule us should live like us.

Rall proposes that the salaries, benefits, and vacation time of elected officials be constrained to the minimum wage, worst benefits, and worst vacation allowable by law. As he puts it, "We hope that self-interest will succeed where duty failed by encouraging our legislators to seek creative long-term solutions to the difficulties of their constituents."

I agree 100% with the sentiment, but while I agree that some of the fattest of the cats deserve such a punishment, I am idealistic enough to believe that there are some candidates for whom $140K+ represents a massive raise, rather than an insulting paycut. I also believe that for those for whom salary is not an issue, salary would still not be an issue.

There are a number of major and obvious problems with our legislature, particularly; they work a very small percentage of the average American working year, get paid, at a minimum, 4X the median income, often still collect other compensation from their previous employ, and are showered with honoraria and free trips and other swag designed to sway their votes without breaking the law too badly. Clearly, something must be done.

Since the point is to firmly tie their salaries to a real indicator of American wealth, it should not soften that intent to tie it to a fixed multiple of either the minimum wage, the median income, or the poverty level. Since the poverty level is largely fictional, and applies to families in any case, and since the median income fluctuates somewhat from year to year, the minimum wage is the best candidate. A person working full-time at the minimum wage currently makes $10,712 per annum. Call the multiple 10X for the house, 15X for the Senate, 20X for the VP, 25X for the President, to start. None of this "let's vote ourselves a raise" bullshit; the only way they can do that from now on is by raising the minimum wage. A rising tide lifts all boats, indeed. Only if you tie them all together; otherwise, some of them sink.